07-17-2012, 03:11 PM
cranefly Wrote:"This movie isn't gonna have any nudity." None, nada. Not top, bottom, full frontal, full sideal, not even partials and I doubt very much whether there's even a bottom-up shot of bare feet. And no, movies aren't just about nudity, I'll grant you that. But still, if you tame that part of the celluloid, you've likely tamed things across the board -- which begs the question: Why bother going? Why put up with all the commercials they make you sit through in the theaters these days before they give you the title? And if there's no nudity, what do you suppose takes its place? Tons of product placement, that's what.The biggest fashion at OCR was breast painting. Women would go topless and have their upper bodies painted in all sorts of fantastic ways. When I went, my boss Kim Jonny Il said I would see a lot of floppy tits. I texted him on the way back to say "floppy 20% perky & painted 80%" and that doesn't even begin to count those in pasties. I have never seen so many painted breasts in one place in my life. It was all very tasteful. Seriously. It's a family event. I'm thinking of taking my family next year...
When I go to the movies, I want breasts, et. al., not Mountain Dew!
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