12-28-2011, 04:26 PM
Funny, I was just on fb chat with Sal, who was chortling about getting your American ass over to China. I'm impressed that you can now log on with such ease over there. Back in the day, we'd be lucky to get a fax.
Remember, you can also use Yao if you do want something. Remember weishangzhi? Yao weishangzhi = want toilet paper. All the cute girls who work the hotel and call you at midnight will think that's as funny as the Beijing porter did.
Be safe, bro. Watch your back. China is an amazing place, but the Chinese will fuck you like a Capitalist bourgeois pig if they feel you aren't giving them face. Give good face and the doors will be wide open to you.
Remember, you can also use Yao if you do want something. Remember weishangzhi? Yao weishangzhi = want toilet paper. All the cute girls who work the hotel and call you at midnight will think that's as funny as the Beijing porter did.
Be safe, bro. Watch your back. China is an amazing place, but the Chinese will fuck you like a Capitalist bourgeois pig if they feel you aren't giving them face. Give good face and the doors will be wide open to you.
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