06-24-2011, 05:52 PM
It was disappointing. It was more like Angie and Johnny decided to dress up all fancy and go to expensive parties in Venice, and use the movie as a vehicle to do so. For a moment, it's as if they are aspiring to that classic James Bond style, but it just comes off as those two dressing up in gorgeous clothes and going to gorgeous locales.
Depp is funny, but he could have really been much funnier. Angie looks like a Bratz doll, a living uber-hot Bratz Doll. The action is mediocre, the acting is negligible, the spy tech is preposterous and by the latter half of the film, the mcguffin is predictable. It's one of those 'this could have been so good with different actors, writers and directors....and a sword fight.'
Depp is funny, but he could have really been much funnier. Angie looks like a Bratz doll, a living uber-hot Bratz Doll. The action is mediocre, the acting is negligible, the spy tech is preposterous and by the latter half of the film, the mcguffin is predictable. It's one of those 'this could have been so good with different actors, writers and directors....and a sword fight.'
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