02-13-2010, 12:02 AM
Bacon doesn't transmit disease. Bacon is perfect. Swine flu was sent down from Above to scourge the globe of vegetarians and their pale ilk. It, um, just went a little too far, I guess.
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.