11-25-2009, 04:42 PM
Like I said in the NA thread (<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://brotherhoodofdoom.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1196&p=10601#p10601">viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1196&p=10601#p10601</a><!-- l -->) I pulled an ass muscle. It happens in martial arts. You get all sorts of weird groin pulls. Ass pulls are particularly nasty because if they cramp, you just sit and wince.
Well, this one was different. I noticed it on Sunday, probably a result of Friday's practice. Didn't think much of it until that night when I kept feeling like I needed to take a dump. It woke me up every hour and I'd go for a squat and nothing. The next day, I was still suffering and I had to do the Rain interview above. I had been looking forward to spending the afternoon in SF, but had to stop on the way because the dump urge was commanding me to obey or be soiled every half an hour or so. The interview was at the Ritz Carlton, where there's no where to park, so I had to hike some hills. It was like this tactical game in S.F., constantly figuring out where the next convenient dump spot might be and maneuvering there for a squat and maybe a tiny dollop of evacuation. Using this method, I dotted my way from Union Square to Chinatown. The interview was posh - the promoters laid out a nice cheese tray, drinks, et.al., but I only partook in a pelligrino. All I can say is the Ritz Carlton has some of the nicest shitters in the neighborhood, so clean and comfortable. After that, I headed over to the Fillmore, continuing my half hour rest stops, until later that evening when the pull let up.
Last night I took some rx muscle relaxants I had left over from my various neck meds. Today I had my chiro and my chiro dr. said that ass pulls can manifest so, which was a relief because this has never happened to me like this before. She said that there is an internal manipulation that would require her to glove up, but I declined.
I'm going to try practice tonight, but I'll probably drop some more muscle relaxants tonight too.
Persistent dump urge. ow.
:butthead:
Well, this one was different. I noticed it on Sunday, probably a result of Friday's practice. Didn't think much of it until that night when I kept feeling like I needed to take a dump. It woke me up every hour and I'd go for a squat and nothing. The next day, I was still suffering and I had to do the Rain interview above. I had been looking forward to spending the afternoon in SF, but had to stop on the way because the dump urge was commanding me to obey or be soiled every half an hour or so. The interview was at the Ritz Carlton, where there's no where to park, so I had to hike some hills. It was like this tactical game in S.F., constantly figuring out where the next convenient dump spot might be and maneuvering there for a squat and maybe a tiny dollop of evacuation. Using this method, I dotted my way from Union Square to Chinatown. The interview was posh - the promoters laid out a nice cheese tray, drinks, et.al., but I only partook in a pelligrino. All I can say is the Ritz Carlton has some of the nicest shitters in the neighborhood, so clean and comfortable. After that, I headed over to the Fillmore, continuing my half hour rest stops, until later that evening when the pull let up.
Last night I took some rx muscle relaxants I had left over from my various neck meds. Today I had my chiro and my chiro dr. said that ass pulls can manifest so, which was a relief because this has never happened to me like this before. She said that there is an internal manipulation that would require her to glove up, but I declined.
I'm going to try practice tonight, but I'll probably drop some more muscle relaxants tonight too.
Persistent dump urge. ow.
:butthead:
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