And when I die...

[Drunk Monk]

My father-in-law is way into cryogenics. He's active in it, keeps up with their journals and all, I think he's even been involved with a freeze or two. All the juices need to be extracted, then they are put on ice. Sometimes they only take the head. It's cheaper to keep a head frozen instead of a whole body. I find that doubly presumptive - first that they can bring you back and second that they could do anything with a decapitated head. Stacy is scheduled to be frozen - a gift from pops. I don't want to be frozen. I'm afraid of freezer burn. I've tasted what that does to meat. Imagine what it would do to your soft and tenders.

So embalming is out. I doubt I can get mummified anymore. I'm not getting frozen. Can I be fed to prisoners, maybe? No wait, that wouldn't have a need for pall bearers. Nevermind.