12-04-2023, 09:47 PM
(06-20-2023, 10:04 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote:
Eye for an Eye: The Blind Swordsman
We’re launching a sweepstakes promo for this title on KFM this week and I was searching for its retail price only to discover that it’s already on Hoopla. So I gave it a watch.
Blind Cheng is played by Miao Xie, who was the kid martial star alongside Jet Li in a few films. He’s become a martial star as an adult and delivers some nice swordfights. However it’s irresistible to compare Cheng to Zatoichi, especially when it starts with Cheng gambling, being challenged by the house to a winner takes all sort of bet, catches them cheating, walks away only to be confronted by the gambling house boss and his gang on the street, and the throttles them - such a Zatoichi move. Cheng also uses a cane sword which is revealed later in the film, but we all knew it was coming.
Xie plays Cheng with his eyes closed, which hardly compares to Katsu’s rolled up eyes, and his no where near as charming or goofy. He’s a cold ghostkiller, a bounty hunter in the collapsing Tang dynasty where China has become lawless.
The film starts in the middle, then goes to a flashback of a wedding spoiled by a powerful clan that kills the groom, brother-in-law and servants and rapes the bride. The police turn a blind eye (see what I did there?) but Cheng steps up for revenge because the family made good wine and he’s a wino (another kid to Zatoichi). When the film gets to the beginning point, it’s a fast blink-and-you’ll-miss-it scene and the story gets stylistically choppy. It’s followable but bothersome to have to put in the work which seems needless. It darts from plot point to plot point quickly leaving the viewer to fill in a lot of gaps. It’s almost as if a new editor comes in at the midpoint who just doesn’t care.
The finale sword fight is ok, a bit over done with the wine-soaked cgi flaming blade but I’ll allow. The coup de grace is delivered without too much talk in a cold snowy merciless way.
It had its moments, particularly with some of the ultravi, but in the end, it lacks a cohesive flow so I’m going to say nay for D00M (but feel free to enter the KFM sweeps this week - you might win a BRD of it).
Shadow boxing the apocalypse

