Behold my power

[cranefly]

I hung up on Pete Wilson.
I hung up on Al Gore.
I hung up on Bill Clinton.
I hung up on Clint Eastwood.

Life is just too short, ya know?

--cranefly

P.S. Why didn't Arnold call?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Wow we must be in the same calling circle, except I didn't get any calls from those goddamn liberals. Schwarzenegger did call, but he had to leave a message. And I got a call from an actual live person. He was going to put Jimmy Smits on to talk to me, but I guess he had other people to talk to first. Besides, isn't Smits already president?

[cranefly]

I voted seven times for each of my choices. That's how many times it took the touch-screen to recognize my fingertip (now bruised and blistered).

Lady Cranefly was at the machine to my right. We were having a race, after waiting hours for others who stood in front of the machines staring dumbly at the screen for minutes at a time -- she won by a narrow margin.

What's with these touch-screens? Lady Cranefly had to push so hard she ended up getting a TILT. She had to put another quarter in and start all over.

But she still beat me.

[Drunk Monk]

Don't trust them new fangled machines. Speaking of which, CF, search the term 'robocalling'. It might explain your string of callers....