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The Chariots of DOOM
The car is haunted. Will report more as the story develops.

Today I went out to the garage to get some lawn tools and my side mirrors were opening and closing. I didn't have the key on me to start the car. (Yes, I have my car in the garage!! Yes, I have retractable side mirrors!)
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm

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Oooooh

Is it new? Or is it a reconditioned car that someone died in previously?

Happy Halloween!!!
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I should probably mention I can start my car with my phone.
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I saw an article about those car apps, and in using them you agree to let the car company harvest data from you. As I recall, opting out usually requires writing a letter. I chose to forego the app.
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Truth.
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What is the advantage of starting your car with your phone?

I mean other than to warm up the getaway car in a bank heist… we’re too old such chicanery now, right?
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Gadget. Solely for the sake of gadget. Although, the car does fire up the A/C when it senses me approaching which could be beneficial on a hot day. Also, if I were to lose my keys while I was out, i would still be able to operate my car.
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Oooh, the license plates for the Starship have arrived. Time to memorize a new number.
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(11-28-2025, 01:33 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: As I may have mentioned, I have a slow leak in one of my tires. Darth Seearvy doesn’t tell me which one but I’ve determined it’s the driver side rear. The warning light triggers like every other month now and I dutifully pump it up. Did it just yesterday. The tire is relatively new.

My Meta socials are now flooded with ads for a portable fire inflator that you can store in your glove compartment. The only place I’ve ever mentioned my slow leak is here which leads me to one conclusion:

Meta is watching D00M
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(12-01-2025, 05:29 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: The only place I’ve ever mentioned my slow leak is here which leads me to one conclusion:

Meta is watching D00M

Alternate conclusion: the meta implants are doing their job.

--tg
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Is that what the new lump on my skull is? Thought it was a flea bite.
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(12-01-2025, 06:25 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Is that what the new lump on my skull is? Thought it was a flea bite.

That's what they want you to think

--tg
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(12-01-2025, 10:27 PM)thatguy Wrote:
(12-01-2025, 06:25 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Is that what the new lump on my skull is? Thought it was a flea bite.

That's what they want you to think

--tg

Now my lump is itchy...
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