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The Touch - Drunk Monk - 02-06-2012
This is Michelle Yeoh's flailing 2002 attempt to parlay CTHD into some sort of Hollywood success. It's lame - in the wake of Indiana Jones. There's a kernel of a good idea, buried in a morass of self-centered silliness. No swordfights, but Michelle gets to show off her fab kicking skills.
forgot to mention... - Drunk Monk - 02-07-2012
...lots of scarf fu. too much scarf fu actually. just how long is michelle's scarf anyway?
The Truth about Cats and Dogs - Drunk Monk - 02-20-2012
So the white dude star (cuz there's always gotta be one in Hollywood-headed kung fu flicks) Ben Chaplin, is also the star of The Truth about Cats and Dogs, a mediocre Cyrano spin romcom with Janeane Garofalo and Uma Thurman. Michelle, Janeane & Uma? Ben gets around.
As for TTaC&D, not enough cats or dogs.