Young Jedi Adventures

[Drunk Monk]

Can something be een worse than Star Trek: Prodigy?
Lucas sez 'hold my bantha milk...'

[Drunk Monk]

Called it.

This is so worse than Prodigy. So so worse. It’s even worse than I could’ve imagined. Who the fuck gave these people the license? 

I’m working on a piece for UNESCO ICM about lightsaber and they like to focus on the youth angle as that’s part of their mission, so I watched about 3 eps. Each is under a half hour, and each is painfully bad. Lucas is rolling in his grave. Oh wait. He’s not dead yet. He’s rolling in a crapton of money like Scrooge McDuck and this certainly added to that horde pile. 

I get it. It’s all about teamwork. Each ep beat that moral over my head like a wookie losing at holochess and beating me with my arm he just dislocated.

The only consolation is that we know all the cutesy young Jedi in this show will be ruthlessly murdered by Anakin. Maybe I’ll tune into the finale for that.

[Drunk Monk]