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The Great American Idol Novel
#1
A few quotes I grabbed off the web:

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"We keep laughing about it, but this is the American Idol of book publishing," Gompertz said. "We hope that we will find a talented writer who might not in the traditional way get themselves noticed."

“It is akin to an ‘American Idol’ for thinking people,” snarked Tom Gerace, the chief executive of Gather.com.

"In case you haven't noticed, there's a book contest going on at Gather called "First Chapters." It's sort of like "American Idol" for writers..."
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Yep, here we go again. An attempt to legitimize writers as real and interesting people -- even worthy of idolization -- when by and large they're emotional and social cripples who are best kept out of sight. But you know how it is in Hollywood. If something makes money, copy it every which way you can until the cow cashes in -- something like that.

The contest rules are disturbing. Here's the most troubling phrase:
"By entering this Competition, you agree that if you are selected as the Grand Prize Winner, you will sign Simon & Schuster's standard publishing agreement within five days of receipt of the agreement."
In other words, you can't have an agent look it over and cross out the unreasonable stuff. This is insane.

Making matters worse, anyone can vote, making it a popularity contest. On American Idol, I'm sure some contestants had 100 friends who voted for them, and some might have had 1000. But this unfairness was mitigated by the millions voting across the country. In this First Chapters contest, there won't be millions voting. There may not be thousands. Already there have been major complaints about friends voting for friends. Worse still, these friends vote zeros for the opposition.

Oh well. Crap happens.

Here's the crumby contest rules:

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?ar...4976881664

--cranefly
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#2
Where is your entry so we can vote for it? Or did I miss something?
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
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#3
What part of my flame didn't you grok?
This is a horrible horrible contest that brings out the worst in writers and publishers. It should be condemned and ostracized in every possible manner.

--cranefly

P.S. Here's my entry:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?ar...4976915577
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#4
Have you won yet? Are you going to be on tour, going around the country and giving readings of your work?

OOoooooh! What if there was a spoken word edition of American Idol? That could be the next big thing.
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#5
The tour is going well. Ran into your 'rents in Tahiti. May encounter them again in the mexican riviera.

Difficult decisions ahead.
Conan or Letterman?
Paramount or an independent studio?
The lead...
Andy Richter?
Jim Carrey?
Roddy McDowall?

-cranefly
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#6
Sorry for that brief flight of fantasy. I sometimes drift into that universe because I can construct whatever I want there as long as I use a reciprocating saw.

The truth:
In the early goings, my peers gave me 3.5 out of 10. This seemed to be strongly influenced by Mr. Suit and Tie, some white-haired distinguished-looking guy in his 70s. Of my first chapter he said (and I paraphrase), "I will forego my usual critical comments for this opening because it is of a genre for which I have the utmost distaste." I think he gave it a 1 -- only because 0 is not allowed.

Only after a couple of friends tainted the results by giving me 10s did my average reach 4.5 out of 10 (voting ends after 2 weeks from the time an entry is posted, so voting is over for me).

There is no way I'll be in the top 20 that go into the 2nd round, unless the publishers choose me among the 5 that they get to select on their own accord. A wise rule on their part; otherwise, corrupt voting could give them mighty slim pickin's.

I read and commented on maybe 4 or 5 first chapters until I came across a piece of trash that had 3 tens, for which the comments were, "Wonderful!" "Great writing!" and "Brilliant!" The combination of terseness, exclamation marks and 10s somehow drained me of all energy and I bailed.

The deadline for entries ended on March 15, voting for those ends March 30. Shortly after that I'll know for sure that I can start sending my novel elsewhere -- likely to small presses where it should have gone to start with.

--cranefly

P.S. The End

P.P.S. Or is it???
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#7
Time to start querying small presses....

Someone recommended "Soft Skull."
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