Kung Fu Trash Talk

[Drunk Monk]

Enough pointless talk. Let's fight!

[Drunk Monk]

Wash your neck and wait for the blade

[Greg]

This might be an appropriate spot for this. Sort of.

[thatguy]

Ah, it was the bad noodle all along!

I'm sure DM is the bad milk blood robot.

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

I'm sure tg will NOT life to escaping...

...not with that kind of attitude anyway.

[thatguy]

I, for one, welcome our other robot overlords...

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

This might be an appropriate spot for this. Sort of.

 
Hold the phone
 
This ain’t no KF trash talk. This is more like a gathering. A gathering of too many egg.

[thatguy]

A gathering! I'll bring the bad noodle!


Not to be confused with danger noodle...



--tg

[Drunk Monk]

you said i'm uglier than you

do you know how hurtful that is?

[Drunk Monk]

Slightly OT

Qi Baishi once said, " Those who learn my ideas will live better; those who imitate me will die."

Not really trash talk - it's advice from a master to students. 

[thatguy]

No claim that this is actual kung fu trash talk, but it should be:

"Wisdom pursues you, but you are too fast..."

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Your womanly kindness will impede our success

- said right before the hawtty stabs a prone swordsman who’s ass she just kicked…

… in a sword fight.

[Drunk Monk]

It’s time to butter the toast Michael
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you lick the knife
- said just before the katana starts slashing…

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

It’s time to butter the toast Michael
And if you’re lucky, I’ll let you lick the knife
- said just before the katana starts slashing…

There's a sequel...

[Drunk Monk]

Try to keep up this time…