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iBoy (2017)
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Arya Stark drew me in. She plays Lucy and she gets raped right away. It's a bummer but it doesn't phase her too much. Her wannabe savior runs away and his iPhone gets shot by one of the rapists sending iPhone shrapnel into his brain allowing him to hack into anything with his mind. He becomes iBoy and walks the road of vengeance for Lucy. 

Yeah, dumb concept. His powers are never quite defined. He can text with his brain, start cars from afar and blow them up, knock people out with tinnitus and blow up their phones with a thought, track cars using traffic copters, watch martial arts videos and call up medical records so he can take out thugs, you name it. So many 'wtf? how did that happen?' moments. Dumb. 

Hp factor 1 - Rita. I did like the views of London ghetto life - Europe has much better graffiti than we do. 

The most annoying villain was named Eugene. The top villain was good, but not nearly enough to redeem it. 

No sword fights. To be completely avoided by DOOM. 

Arya can do better. I know she can.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
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I can neither confirm nor deny the veritas of any of the described “features”

—tg
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