10-01-2020, 10:58 PM
Ever surf all your streaming platforms - literally tens of thousands of movies - and then make a really bad choice? Snow Monster is about a yeti, so I figured 'What the hell? Maybe I'll learn something incriminating about the Maestro." As if I don't already have enough.
Some scientists are exploring the snowy mountains where there's volcanic activity and strange magnetism. They discover prehistoric cave birds, giant snow sharks, a primative tribe and the snow monster, which - and this is the best part - is a dude in a suit. It's got plenty of CGI effects, but the snow monster is an old school kaiju dude in a suit. He's huge, like King Kong huge, and this is basically King Kong in the snowy China mountains. There's an evil scientist who wants to kill everyone for the discovery and his band of mercenaries that go full auto on just about anything that moves but can't down them. The merc leader has a cool vinyl trenchcoat which doesn't look that warm in the snow. There's a reluctant hero, a scientist hottie, a fat comic relief named 'Fatty', a tribal warrior hottie, and did I mention the snow sharks? They pop out of the snow, breeching to gobble up people, and they have spiky armored carapaces.
No sword fights but some okay Kung Fu. Not DOOM recommended but I've posted it below if you're still surfing for something to watch. It's free with subs but you got to skip ads.
Some scientists are exploring the snowy mountains where there's volcanic activity and strange magnetism. They discover prehistoric cave birds, giant snow sharks, a primative tribe and the snow monster, which - and this is the best part - is a dude in a suit. It's got plenty of CGI effects, but the snow monster is an old school kaiju dude in a suit. He's huge, like King Kong huge, and this is basically King Kong in the snowy China mountains. There's an evil scientist who wants to kill everyone for the discovery and his band of mercenaries that go full auto on just about anything that moves but can't down them. The merc leader has a cool vinyl trenchcoat which doesn't look that warm in the snow. There's a reluctant hero, a scientist hottie, a fat comic relief named 'Fatty', a tribal warrior hottie, and did I mention the snow sharks? They pop out of the snow, breeching to gobble up people, and they have spiky armored carapaces.
No sword fights but some okay Kung Fu. Not DOOM recommended but I've posted it below if you're still surfing for something to watch. It's free with subs but you got to skip ads.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
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