DOOMNINJA.com or how we make beer $$$

[Drunk Monk]

Take a look at this site: http://www.andre2510.piczo.com

Now take a look at this site: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

We could make a ninja site so easily. Greg probably already has the images. All it would need is some gothic ninja design and all of us on a simple online forum, talking up ninjas.

Now look at our site's affiliate program:
http://www.martialartsmart.net/Affiliates.html Basically, Greg puts up the ad banners and we get a 10% kickback of all sales made. We make it a public site. Between all of us and our tongue-n-cheek wit, we could easily kick the collective ninja asses of realultimatepower. Once we have the traffic, we could drop ship ninja gear. MartialArtsMart makes a frightening amount of cash on ninja gear. While I doubt we'd make that much off the DOOM NINJA site, I think we could probably pull in enough for beer money. Or at least help Greg pay for his web service fees.

DOOMNINJA.com. It even sounds cool. My only stipulation is that if we do this, once we don our ninja masks online, we never drop them. It should not be associated with this site at all.

[cranefly]

We'll need someone to model ninja gear, I take it. Someone who looks good in ninja gear.

DM, are you still on good terms with Steven Seagal?

--cranefly

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

If anyone is modeling Ninja gear it's that Kick boxer that DM knows.

I'm in. I'll see if Doom Ninja is available.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

But adoomninja is not. Nor is ninjadoom.

But how will we ever come up with Kewl names like Ace and Loki?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Or how about ninjaofdoom or better yet, brokenshuriken? Crap, I'm going to be late for work.

[Drunk Monk]

There's plenty of old ninja pics of us about. We can make more. Once it gets rolling, I'm sure I can elicit others to pitch in.

I'm not sure I can get my kickboxer friend involved. This is ninja stuff and should be anonymous. Hell, we could just use drawings of young ninjettes:
http://www.ninjagirl.net/
http://www.cuteninjagirls.com/
But there's so many ninjagirls
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Priya/
Speaking of eyepatches:
http://www.animefu.com/index.pl?node_id=4835

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[The Queen]

Uh, 'scuse me, but I think I would make an excellent ninjette model. Or pirate wench. Whichever.

[Drunk Monk]

Can you squeeze into Greg's old ninja suit? I'm guessing Greg can't anymore....

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

And did I mention Blow Me? Do you want me to do this website or not?

[cranefly]

Before we get too far into this, I think there are some issues needing to be worked first.

For one, can ninjas fly? I mean, that's something we should decide before we start creating material.

And I don't think we should rely on other people's research:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...5215769550

Personally, I am of the opinion that ninjas cannot fly.

However, they can hover for short periods of time in a marvelous mimickry of air.

--cranefly

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I'm not going anywhere or doing anything without a cool NinjaDoom logo. Did I mention my inablitly to draw?

I have the slogan though. Cross the Ninja, Reap your Doom. mt027

[Drunk Monk]

So basically, what we need for the site you've already beta-ed with this site. We'd need a forum, but one that could fly ad banners. We'd need some pages of text decribing our ninjaness - some real and serious, some funny and fake. That would be easy to generate. We'd need a better way to post pics. We'd want this interactive so people visiting the site would feel as if they have some bit of control. We'd need a huge link page. BTW, check this out:
http://ninjahotties.com/

I'll work on a logo, but I propose KB and CF also work on one too. Can't have enough logos. Think of it more like shirt designs we could sell. We'll hook that in through the site too perhaps.

I had this flash of inspiration to to an article on the rise of 'ninja parties' as the latest fun hip geeky party happening in the underground scene. It would be a total prank but I could have it point to NinjaDoom. Well, the whole thing has tremendous prank capability. And when was the last time we all conspired on a great prank? We'd all have to take on new aliases. It wouldn't work if anyone really knew who we were, especially me.

[Drunk Monk]

A week ago ninjahotties wasn't acquired. This ninja wave is coming. We've got to ride it, brothers, ride the ninja wave!!!

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

But ninjadoom.com is not. You all owe me money.

[Drunk Monk]

It's the great ninja web real estate grab. We've got to stake our claim now!

Greg, all the profits of the site will go to you. Be patient. We'll make this work.

What about one of the following?
ninjaofdoom.com
ninjabrotherhood.com
brotherhoodofninja.com
???

If there's one thing we've established (beyond the sites that we don't have) it's that we are no longer 'hotninjas'. That would be false advertising.

I'm serious about this. Serious as a shuriken in the forehead.