TMNT

[Drunk Monk]

Yeah, gloat while you can with your Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Summer Blockbuster. Pirates everywhere. I know, I know. But next year will be ours again.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenage...edium.html

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Isn't there some Ninja Panda movie coming out first voiced by Jack Black. You can keep that one, too.

[Haggis Killer]

Read it 'n weep:

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I don't make this stuff up, folks. Oh, and DM: TMNT. The first "ninja" that you say in your head is silent. "Teenage (ninja) Mutant Ninja Turtles". You had the second "ninja" silent.

Sorry to be a (ninja) stickler.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

All Ninjas are silent. It's part of the code.

[Drunk Monk]

Try not to mix your teriyaki with your chow mein.

Jackie will be in it, hopefully sober.
Angelina will be in it too, but her weraing another eyepatch would be too much to ask...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Who else wears eye patches or at least made them famous. Give in, DM, Give in. Even Brangelina wants to go pirate. And once you go one eye, you never go back.

[Drunk Monk]

That's brilliant, Greg. Sheer poetry. A faux pas? It could be, it could very well be...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Or I could get the entendre . . . .I'm not as think as smart dumb you are

[Drunk Monk]

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/ar...rticle=703

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Why don't you just talk about the poster, for christ sake? One of us has to break down and see it. And then compare it to the original. I'm out because I saw Snakes on a Plane. And if that isn't taking one for the team, I don't know the meaning of the phrase. I'm sure you and Tara will enjoy it.

[cranefly]

I just know it. I can tell when you're talking about me.
"I'm" supposed to go see it to make up for past misdeeds.
"I'm" the poster boy.
And here's the handgrenade to fall on.

The problem is, I never saw the original (originals?). So how could I compare it to anything but a puff of air floating in the blackness behind the moon?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Don't worry, CF. They are all talking about you. I never saw the originals, either. But that doesn't make me a bad person.

[Drunk Monk]

After I saw the screener, I remembered it long enough to write the review. Then I forgot most of it. Kinda like college exams. I didn't fall asleep. I even laughed a little. There were lots of explosions and some sword fightin.

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This would be a good film for Greg to review because I imagine his frustration with the absurdly bad script would make for a very funny post here.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I read your review and wondered why you refer to it as a Michael Bay film despite the fact it was directed by someone else . . . .

Chances are slim of me seeing this film. I will be seeing Guardians again tomorrow with the Queen.

[Drunk Monk]

directed by one of his lackeys

good point tho. i will amend. thanks!