Commando 2

[Drunk Monk]

No, this isn't about the Governator.  It's Vidyut Jammwal, a Bollywood action star that I've been meaning to check out for years now.  He's beefy, a hunky yoked bod of chiselled muscle, enough so to give Marko a run for his money.  And the action ain't bad.  He delivers some crazy flying kicks and some wacky slo-mo choreography, plus he has an amazing parkour game for someone so big.  The plot is beyond dumb, and there's a lot of time spent talking about the plot, which is even dumber, but the opening fight scene is amusing, as is the mid-fight (with Assassin's Creed assassins, complete with hidden wrist daggers, hoods and those bouncy stilts for no particular reason at all) and the finale fight (some from shooter's perspective).  I would just fast forward to those.  There's only one dance number and that's during the end credits.  I'm posting it below for your edumafacation.  There's a coldness to it too.  His female hottie cop sidekick has a great opening scene where she lovingly sniffs her smoking gun after shooting a gangster, in the knee to down him, just to shoot him dead after mocking him.  She also shoots an unarmed villian in cold blood in a scene where most movies would have the heroes just capture them.  But she's really dumb through the rest of the film and her huge eyebrows are really distracting.  It's really all about Vidyut and how many abs he can show off.  Dude has more abs than I have muscles in my whole friggin body.  But he can move.  His signature technique is sliding across the ground (asphalt, cement, whatev) on his knees to evade bullets or to get a better position to shoot someone. I'd love to see him in something less Bollywood.