Quicksand Clown Porn

[Greg]

It's a thing.

The internet is a bad place.

I googled it but did not go to Pornhub to get the proper links.

I blame Chuck Wendig for putting this in my brain.

[cranefly]

What I detest about quicksand clown porn is that the squeeze-ball horn, so apt at announcing the pinnacle of bliss with its two-toned honk, often gets clogged and sounds more like a very bad cold.

[El Dingo]

You know, if I ever learn an instrument and start a band, I will look no farther than this forum to find a band name.