Ocean's Thirteen

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It begins Tuesday. Thirteen? That's got to be lucky, right?

[cranefly]

I thought I was shabby, but this takes the cake.

Would it kill you to at least review the poster?

--crane "king of scruples" fly

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Ocean's Trench

It's going to load slow and it's going to look bad. I'm too tired to fix it, but I'm not too tired to foist it on ya'll

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

If you know PPFY's second name and DM's street, you should be able to get in.

[Haggis Killer]

Oh well.

[Drunk Monk]

It's something you're supposed to shout out backstage for luck, if I recall correctly.

As for PPFY's 2nd name, that I can't guess. I have a bajillion of names for PPFY and most of them are crass terms for flatulence.

I thought I had posted on this thread earlier after I read it this afternoon. I said I liked the punchline. Of course, the punchline was totally relevant to this new passworded portal, so now it's not so funny. Did you kill that post Greg or am I hallucinating again? Don't answer. I'm sure whatever you said would only deepen the delusion.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It's in the Rob n hood forum.

We all know the PPFY's second name. We've been using it for years.

[The Queen]

If you know PPFY's second name and DM's street, you should be able to get in.

No, I can't, dammit. Is it case sensitive??? I think I tried every possible combination and still didn't get in.

[cranefly]

Somehow I managed to slip through the wormhole and back before it closed. I should have done a complete web-page download and then uploaded it to my website for all to see.

But now it's too late.

Very impressive set.

Is everyone accounted for? I mean, I haven't checked posting dates for everyone. Just worried someone might have gone through and not made it back.

[Drunk Monk]

You don't need a wormhole. I'll give you another hint. Unlock the pun in the title with the key held by Juan, the Professor of History at the University of Michigan.

[Haggis Killer]

I hate riddles.

I get the first one, the PPFY thing. It's the other I don't get.

Or maybe I did get it but I got stuck and haven't made it back through the wormhole. Anybody see me lying around anywhere? I hope I'm all right.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I emailed you the info sensing your naivite. And still, problems. Sheesh.

[The Queen]

I *know* what both of them are, even confirmed it with you in person and it STILL doesn't let me in. Keeps asking me for another password and then exits me after the third try.

Wait a minute - let me try my other computer.

Hmmmm. I can get in on the notebook, but not on the desktop. Must be some stupid firewall or java setting thing that's different that I don't know is different. Stupid computer.

[King Bob]

So Greg, is it going to be like in Conan - you and the crew will push the big metal thing around the stage, and they will all die except you, and then you'll be really buff?

[Drunk Monk]

Anyone else? I can't believe that HK couldn't get in without help. That's just weak. HK is probably easily defeated by albino monks too.