Use a sheath!

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

So much for keeping lunch down.

Good work, DM, looking for conjoined twins on the internet. You would think the monks were keeping you busy.

[Drunk Monk]

Obviously nekkid fencers are a gateway to much harder stuff.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I can do nekkid fencers anytime. I can handle it. And I can quit anytime, too.