The Meats We Eat

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I'd like to think of it more as dormant than gone.

Mmmm Curry with crocodile. What could I wash it down with?

[Drunk Monk]

When was the last night drop? OK, never mind the one last Halloween, I deny any knowledge of that. Can't drop ED or he'll release the hounds. Can't drop PPFY or you're liable to get shanked in the alley. There's always CF I suppose....

My fav is the Preserved Mixed Edible Insects & Arachnids.

Preserved mixed bugs & Arachnids in salt water brine

This selection of mixed insects have been delicately cooked and infused is salted spring water.

This bottle contains the following edible insects and arachnids:

Water Scorpion (a.k.a. Giant Water Bug)
Silkworms
Bamboo Worms
Black Asian Scorpion
Giant Crickets
Pregnant Crickets
Crickets
These insects are ready to cook and add to your favourite dish or cook any way you like.

Serving instructions; Re-heat and add to your favourite food such as curry or salad or you can bake grill or fry with spicy ingredients and eat as a snack.

*Tip. If roasting them try dipping in your favourite sauce. BBQ sauce is an excellent choice.

Ingredients ;
Mixed Insects, Salt, Spring Water

Shelf life 2 Years

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[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Dudes, there was a styrofoam wig-head impaled on a branch on the tree outside the door to my little alley hideaway, recently. Someone had put a colorful face on it with magic markers and then impaled it on the tree branch. If you do do a night drop, make sure you tell me so I can rush out and see it before it gets stolen/eaten/drunk/molested/shanked/smoked/stolen/shat or pissed on.

[Drunk Monk]

Speaking of wild boar:

Radioactive Boars in Fukushima Thwart Residents’ Plans to Return Home

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A wild boar roamed last week in a residential area within the evacuation zone in Fukushima, Japan.
TORU HANAI / REUTERS

By KIMIKO de FREYTAS-TAMURA
MARCH 9, 2017
They descend on towns and villages, plundering crops and rampaging through homes. They occasionally attack humans. But perhaps most dangerous of all, the marauders carry with them highly radioactive material.
Hundreds of toxic wild boars have been roaming across northern Japan, where the meltdown of the Fukushima nuclear plant six years ago forced thousands of residents to desert their homes, pets and livestock. Some animals, like cattle, were left to rot in their pens.

As Japan prepares to lift some evacuation orders on four towns within the more than 12-mile exclusion zone around the Fukushima plant later this month, officials are struggling to clear out the contaminated boars.

Wild boar meat is a delicacy in northern Japan, but animals slaughtered since the disaster are too contaminated to eat. According to tests conducted by the Japanese government, some of the boars have shown levels of radioactive element cesium-137 that are 300 times higher than safety standards.
Officials have also expressed concern that returning residents may be attacked by the animals, some of which have settled comfortably in abandoned homes and have reportedly lost their shyness to humans.


Photographs and video footage of the crisis-hit Japanese towns and villages are reminiscent of Chernobyl, where wildlife continues to thrivedespite high radiation levels in the aftermath of the world’s worst nuclear accident in 1986. With the absence of humans, Chernobyl, in Ukraine, has become a refuge for all kinds of animals, including moose, deer, brown bear, lynx and even wolves.
Since the nuclear crisis in Fukushima in 2011, video footage taken by journalists has shown packs of badly unkempt dogs scampering across roads. Rat colonies have overrun abandoned supermarkets. Farmland, transformed into grassland, has become a perfect habitat for wild boars and foxes. Boars have caused about $854,000 in damage to agriculture in Fukushima prefecture, reported the Japanese newspaper Yomiuri.
The local authorities in towns across Fukushima have hired teams of hunters to cull the boars. It is unclear whether those efforts will pay off, or whether they are enough to persuade former residents to return home.
The authorities in the town of Tomioka say they have killed 800 so far, but officials there say that is not enough, according to the Japanese news media. The latest statistics show that in the three years since 2014, the number of boars killed in hunts has grown to 13,000 from 3,000.

And in a government survey last year, more than half of Fukushima’s former residents said they wouldn’t return, citing fears over radiation and the safety of the nuclear plant, which will take 40 years to dismantle.
The local Fukushima government recently published a guidebook of suggestions to help officials tackle the wild boar problem, including building special traps and using drones to ward off the animals.

“It’s important to set up an environment that will make it tough for the boars to live in,” an official told the Yomiuri daily.
Elsewhere, the city of Nihonmatsu prepared three mass graves to dispose of 1,800 boars, but the local government says it is already running out of land.

The city of Soma last year set up municipal incinerators specially designed to burn carcasses and filter out radioactive cesium. But the authorities said they lack the staff to stuff the animal parts down the furnace.

"We need a strong hunting plan,” Hidekiyo Tachiya, the mayor of Soma, told the Asahi Shimbun at the opening of an incinerator last year. “I wish for the day to come when we can eat wild game again.”
Correction: March 9, 2017
An earlier version of this article misstated the time period during which the number of boars killed in hunts has grown to 13,000 from 3,000. It is since 2014, not 2011.

[Drunk Monk]

I just had my first Impossible Burger.  It was okay.  Better than I remember McDs or BK.  Pretty convincing actually, but keep in mind that it's been years since I've actually had a real beef burger.  I enjoyed it but it was feckin pricey - like $21 for the impossible burger, sweet potato fries and an iced tea.  I doubt I'd splurge on another.

Looks like meat. Tastes like meat. It isn’t meat at all.  Doubleplus good.  Not like it, Smith?

Yes, it’s too rich for me.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I had a very respectable fake-burger at a place on the Embarcadero called, I think, "Plant". It was like a very rare burger.

[Drunk Monk]

I had a very respectable fake-burger 

You respected a fake burger? Who are you and what have you done with the real PPFY?

[King Bob]

I used to enjoy Boca burgers when Christina was a vegetarian, but can't compare to the real thing. One of our friends is a hunter, and he served me a burger made from commercial hamburger mixed with wild boar that he shot. It was one of the best burgers I've ever had.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Boar makes everything better. One of my go-to places for pasta here in SF always had a wild boar sauce on the menu. They recently burned down and now I am sad.