Shaolin Training for the Upcoming Apocalypse

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I'm making a movie. It's got martial arts training and Brain Eaters in it. The budget is what I have in the pocket at the moment. Should be a huge hit at Sundance.

[Drunk Monk]

Put it in your netflix queue.

[El Dingo]

Can I be in it? I have this sword Yeti traded me, and a cape!

Did I mention I can do a spot-on Richard Butler of The Psychedelic Furs impression?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Can you be here Friday at 11pm?

[Drunk Monk]

...just don't have ED do his Roger Waters Radio Kaos impersonation.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

that would be an awesome Brain Eater! Who is Roger Waters? did he use to be in a band or something?

[Drunk Monk]

All of DOOM will be offended if you don't put us in your movie. We're your good luck charms, your signature style, like a Hitchcock cameo or Ratsenberger in a Pixar flick. I put DOOM in my mag constantly. I just don't send it out to our freelance writers/filmmakers in a timely fashion because I have to wait for our sluggish accountant. Besides, Yetis come first.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Shooting starts yesterday. Where were you? Still time to make it down here by Friday. Could use a few more brain eaters.

Since you mention it, I might have to dig up some Doom shirts for wardrobe.

[Drunk Monk]

He could bring the kids.

Twin Baby Zombies.

Heck, that's a movie right there.

Twin Baby Zombies.

It'd make a great double feature with Yetis Come First.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I offered. He gave some lame excuse about being with his family in Arizona.

Did I mention Li Yiang is in it?

[Drunk Monk]

his name doesn't come up on imdb

yetis come 1st

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

We are having our first big shoot tonight. It's in an alley behind a martial arts studio. I have four main cast and 6 extras coming. I have a make-up crew. It's small by hollywood standards. Or anyone's standards. But oh my god am I nervous. Today's mantra has been just get to the first shot. After that everything should be smooth sailing. Right? Right? Is this thing on?

[Drunk Monk]

Once you've choreographed ninjas at fort funston, the rest is child's play.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Walking the dogs and cats together was also good training. Lots of short attention spans last night.

[Drunk Monk]

So how long is this film going to be exactly? Sal's been posting a lot of behind-the-scenes on fb, too much perhaps, as is his inclination. Save that stuff for the extras in the DVD.