Japanese food

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Kirin when you're beer-in.

[Drunk Monk]

“Poo curry” restaurant now hiring interns, award-winning Tokyo University grad student applies


Master Blaster
33 minutes ago

It’s been about two weeks since Curry Shop Shimizu opened for business in the Chitose-Funabashi area of Tokyo. Considering the only dish they sell is a curry which mimics the taste of human feces, you might expect sales to have been slow.

However, not only is business booming, the demand has become too much for owner and adult film star Shimiken to keep up. As a result he put out an ad for interns to help take his poopy curry to the next level. On top of that, if you thought Curry Shop Shimizu’s fortunes couldn’t get any better, they are attracting top-tier applicants on par with the nation’s leading corporations.

Since opening, Shimiken has consistently sold out of toilet bowls filled with his bitter brown cream as customers continue to flock to Curry Shop Shimizu. This is of course great news for the shop’s owner, but having been open for just two weeks, Shimiken must focus on paying off his initial investors before expanding, so requires the free-labor of interns rather than regular employees for the time being.

Don’t misunderstand the situation, however; although this restaurant is very much an enormous practical joke, these internships are not. Shimiken is looking for help in Curry Shop Shimizu’s Management and PR Strategy Departments, while he continues to run the day-to-day operations and serve up his special recipe.



Whoever is accepted into the Management Department will have to monitor the shop’s fixed costs, expected sales, and number of visitors and find a way to maximize sales. In addition, they will be involved in the creation of projects to increase customer numbers, develop new products, and (perhaps most difficult for poop-curry) ensure repeat customers.

The intern assigned to the new PR Strategy Department, meanwhile, will have to take a good look at this marketing survey conducted prior to the opening of Curry Shop Shimizu.



Their task, if they choose to accept it, is to change the minds of the 85 percent who said they would never set foot anywhere near a place that serves feces-flavored curry. By taking advantage of social networks and mass media, they must make Curry Shop Shimizu appear like a happening place that offers exciting events and a side of fun with what would surely be the worst thing they have ever eaten.

▼ Moreover, it’ll be pretty hard not to have to scrub toilets at some point during this particular internship.


These are challenging tasks but these internships promise to be very hands-on and allow the interns to become deeply involvement in management and PR. Perhaps that’s why their recruitment page on Japanese recruitment site Wantedly has already attracted applicants from Japan’s top universities such as Waseda and the University of Tokyo.

One would-be poo-PR man states that as well as graduating from the University of Tokyo, he was a recipient of the school’s prestigious President Award. They also said that if given the choice between Curry Shop Shimizu and a leading brokerage to which they also applied, they’d go for the challenge and experience of marketing pooh-flavored curry.

And so, with their dark brown curry flowing into porcelain bowls like…(naw, let’s not go down that road), and Japan’s finest coming out to join the effort, it appears that the shit has truly hit the fan at Curry Shop Shimizu, and that we’ll be hearing a lot more about this place in the months to come.

Restaurant Information
Curry Shop Shimizu
カレーショップ志み津
B1-A Joy Park Chitose Funabashi, 1-1-17 Funabashi, Setagaya-ku, Tokyo
東京都世田谷区船橋1-1-17　ジョイパーク千歳船橋B1-A
Hours
Lunch: 11:30am – 2:30pm
Dinner: 6:00pm – 11:00pm
Holidays: Fridays and any day that the curry accidentally tastes good
Phone Number: Unlisted
Website: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://curryshopshimizu.com">http://curryshopshimizu.com</a><!-- m -->
Twitter: @unkocurryshop

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

So nice you had to post it twice?

Um, no.

[Drunk Monk]

not sure what happened there but it's fixed now.

[Drunk Monk]

...but this ad makes me reconsider adding a little cream from now on.

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[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

That could have been so much darker. Where is Miike when you need him?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

"What the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?!" he demanded, using his "Cartman" voice.

[Drunk Monk]

Come on now. After that ad, you'd try that drink before you'd try a pumpkin spice latte.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I'd try battery-acid before I tried a pumkin-spice latte, so I am forced to agree with you.

[Drunk Monk]

Wait...you'd try what? Oh, *battery* acid. Never mind.

Having survived the great PPFY-high-school-alcohol experiment with Brutha Greg, I can't imagine that the PPFY-acid experiment would go well anyway.

[Drunk Monk]

WTH?!?!?

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[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

The gaps in your memories are increasing.

In case you didn't know, I spent my last two years of High School in Ireland.

The Yeti with his Molson Bottle Incident occurred when we were in college.

[Drunk Monk]

The gaps in your memories are increasing.

It's the best way to keep things fresh.

Actually, there's nothing like a teenager to teach you just how much you've forgotten from those years. Calculus? I can't even get a grip on those problems. Parts of a cell? Strange verb tenses in Spanish? Nada. Zilch. I deny ever having to learn that stuff beyond the tests. I can really only help with English and History. :oops:

[Drunk Monk]

Not just food, but this totally made me rethink Cup O Noodles...

[Drunk Monk]

now i must seriously rethink noodles...