The Death Psychic

[Haggis Killer]

Just in time for the holidays. I'm going to be killed by my enraged employees. They're going to throw darts at me until I expire from multiple puncture wounds. The Yeti would love this. If only he were here....

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[The Queen]

"You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm. "

That's it, sweetie. The boys are on their own when it rains!!!

[Drunk Monk]

While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

oh heck...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

A hardware store? My place of serenity and peace? Crap.