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[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

The crowd exudes pleasure at the notification . . . .

[Drunk Monk]

there are many dog pooping calendars
http://www.poopingdog.com/buy-stuff-/poo...endar.html
http://monthlydoos.com/Doos/pages/2009%2.../index.htm
http://dogpoopcalendar.com/
come on, glynch ol' boy. you know you want one. give KROQ a rest...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It's a good thing to know you are putting your time to good use at work. I'm sure Gigi is quite pleased you managed to compile a list of links for dog crap calendars.

I see dog crap every morning in two or three different piles. I think I can pass on having pictures of it mounted on the wall.

[Drunk Monk]

our big boss came in just now and had to check a date on the dog poop calendar.

'is this a new calendar?' queried the big boss.
'of course!' replied the dog poop calendar owner.
the big boss never even realized what he was looking at.
score 1 for the dog poop calendar; 0 for the big boss.

meanwhile, dm here is staring at the snow covered wonderland of yosemite, happy that it's a balmy 70+ degrees here, a side benefit of global warming...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It's only 80 down here. I'm looking at the NC Wyeth painting (By Lyndell Dean Wolf) or the Menna Barreto of Venice.
I knew you'd want to know.

[El Dingo]

Work: SULA Foundation rescued Katrina Pit-Bulls. I donated some moneys to them and they sent me a nifty calendar.

Home Office (aka game room): Pirateology. I had one last year and really like the artwork. Bonus: Every month has some interactive map, bag or letter to open and read.

I also picked up the Scotch calendar because it was about Scotch.

[The Queen]

They still make calendars on paper?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Final "Round the World on a Motorcycle" calendar from my favorite two-wheeling Canadian (<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://cmgonline.com/content/view/1063/227/">http://cmgonline.com/content/view/1063/227/</a><!-- m --> for those who are interested), this time through The 'Stans, Russia, Korea.

[Drunk Monk]

They still make print magazines too, but probably not for much longer...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Fencers, Librarians, Magazine Publishers and Carpenters. This is not a grouping of forward thinking careers for the 21st century.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

All combined, we make about as much money as a good poet.

[Drunk Monk]

Library sciences is actually growing, but it's all gone google-y. If you'll remember, I worked for a library for a spell. That was my one respectable job.

I can't imagine carpenters are having as hard a time as fencers and magazine publishers.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

A carpenter's life can be quite lucrative if they are actually performing the carpentry tasks.

[Drunk Monk]

a fencer's life ain't lucrative, especially when fencing

a magazine publisher's life is only lucrative if it's a celebrity rag. otherwise, you're s.o.l.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

When are you switching to celebrity rag then?

And don't those kids from Tauberbischhoffsheim drive Porches?

repeat after me, Foil or Epee.