Waffles v Pancakes

[Drunk Monk]

Do we need a separate Amsterdam thread?

Because right now…





…we got nothing.

[Greg]

And there it is.

[thatguy]

Frozen waffles beat frozen pancakes every time...

--tg

[King Bob]

Certainly you are correct, but since there are good pancake mixes, it would be foolish to eat frozen ones.

[Drunk Monk]

You know it's gonna get STRANGER...

[Drunk Monk]

Not sure which side of the debate this article falls on, but BLUE WAFFLES FTW!

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KELLOGG’S INADVERTENTLY NAMES NEW WAFFLES AFTER AN STI, SAY INTERNET TROLLS
WARNING: CONTENT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME. 

By CharlieKool Eats25.08.2020
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It appears Kellogg’s didn’t do their research when they launch their brand new frozen waffles after social media quickly pointed out that the product had the same name as a slang term for a sexually transmitted infection (STI).
 
In fairness to Kellogg’s, these new waffle flavours are meant to be fun and colourful!  There is a pink version called Unicorn Cotton Candy Waffles and the Mermaid Blue Raspberry Waffles…

It’s the Mermaid Blue Raspberry that appears to have the internet all up in arms over its chosen name.

Internet trolls have revealed that “waffle” is actually a slang term for a vagina and “blue waffle” means a vagina with an STI.
 
According to the venerable[i] Medical News Today[/i] a “blue waffle” is a [i]“fictional sexually transmitted disease that is said only to affect females. ‘Waffle’ is a slang term for vagina, and blue refers to one of the imaginary symptoms of this fake condition.”[/i]

[Greg]

Never heard of the "Blue Waffle". When did waffle become the term for vagina? And more importantly, who eats blue foods?

[Drunk Monk]

When did waffle become the term for vagina? 

I dunno, man. Kids today. Kinda puts this debate in a new light tho, don't it?

And more importantly, who eats blue foods?

Didn't George Carlin have a routine on this? 

Coincidentally, I just had blueberries with my waffles yesterday.

[Greg]

Still the best slang term for Vagina is "fanny" which comes from Australia and mostly for the confusion it engenders.

[Drunk Monk]

maybe we should retitle this thread 'waffles v flapjacks' 

flapjacks are a slang for...

[thatguy]

I thought "down under" was a slang term for the nether regions...

--tv

[Drunk Monk]

More grist

I was waffling on that. (No one says 'pancaking"...)

--tv

 
According to the urban dictionary;

Pancaking
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A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.
Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.
by PearlRachinsky February 07, 2021

[thatguy]

Kids these days with their pancaking and carousing...

--tv

[Drunk Monk]

And more importantly, who eats blue foods?

Didn't George Carlin have a routine on this? 

Ha! My memory ain't all shot.

[Greg]

Timely.