The Force was not strong with this one...

[thatguy]

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A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault:

>This wasn't a joke. This was serious.

The Eddie Izzard clip included on the Gizmodo post is hilarious...(Warning: some of the language is Not Safe For Work)

--tg

[thatguy]

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--tg

[thatguy]

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...what a let down.

--tg

[thatguy]

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--tg