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12-09-2007, 09:07 PM

And I'm pretty sure I don't understand myself.

Dr. Ivor Yeti · 12-09-2007, 11:39 PM

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Greg_phpbb3_import1 · 12-10-2007, 05:36 AM

At least you can stop a bullet with your head. And your name isn't Merry Crazy Legs. Yet, another monikor for the PPFY.

El Dingo · 12-21-2007, 04:55 AM

More like the Scientology 'Personality Test', long (100+ questions), but fun if you're bored:

What D&D Character are you?

I Am A: True Neutral Human Ranger (6th Level)
 Ability Scores: 
Strength-13 
Dexterity-12 
Constitution-11 
Intelligence-14 
Wisdom-17 
Charisma-14
 Alignment: True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction. 
 Race: Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
 Class: Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.
 Find out <a href='http://www.easydamus.com/character.html' target='mt'>What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?</a>, courtesy of Easydamus <a href='mailto:zybstrski@excite.com'>(e-mail)</a>

Greg_phpbb3_import1 · 12-21-2007, 05:26 AM

But not as powerful as ED. Dammit.

I Am A: Lawful Neutral Human Ranger/Wizard (3rd/3rd Level)
 Ability Scores: 
Strength-13 
Dexterity-12 
Constitution-11 
Intelligence-16 
Wisdom-13 
Charisma-14
 Alignment: Lawful Neutral A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society. 
 Race: Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
 Primary Class: Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.
 Secondary Class: Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
 Find out <a href='http://www.easydamus.com/character.html' target='mt'>What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?</a>, courtesy of Easydamus <a href='mailto:zybstrski@excite.com'>(e-mail)</a>

El Dingo · 12-21-2007, 03:58 PM

This is a good one:
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<td width="225" bgcolor="black" align="center">I received 78 credits on <a href="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/sf/index.aspx">The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz</a> How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?</td>
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<td colspan="2"><a href="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/sf/index.aspx">Guess the Sci-Fi Movie Sounds here</a></td>
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The Queen · 12-21-2007, 04:41 PM

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Fighter/Sorcerer (3rd/3rd Level)
 Ability Scores: 
Strength-11 
Dexterity-11 
Constitution-10 
Intelligence-14 
Wisdom-12 
Charisma-15
 Alignment: Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest. 
 Race: Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
 Primary Class: Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.
 Secondary Class: Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
 Find out <a href='http://www.easydamus.com/character.html' target='mt'>What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?</a>, courtesy of Easydamus <a href='mailto:zybstrski@excite.com'>(e-mail)</a>

Greg_phpbb3_import1 · 12-21-2007, 04:45 PM

I guess. At least I'm the bigger dork. Bigger is always better.

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<td width="225" bgcolor="black" align="center">I received 85 credits on <a href="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/sf/index.aspx">The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz</a> How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?</td>
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The Queen · 12-21-2007, 04:47 PM

Your Score : 85 credits
You're an extreme sci-fi geek! You're probably wearing your very own homemade TRON costume right now!

Dr. Ivor Yeti · 12-22-2007, 11:28 PM

I Am A: True Neutral Human Sorcerer (6th Level)
 Ability Scores: 
Strength-17 
Dexterity-18 
Constitution-15 
Intelligence-15 
Wisdom-16 
Charisma-14
 Alignment: True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction. 
 Race: Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
 Class: Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
 Find out <a href='http://www.easydamus.com/character.html' target='mt'>What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?</a>, courtesy of Easydamus <a href='mailto:zybstrski@excite.com'>(e-mail)</a> 

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXX (6)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Evil ---- X (1)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXX (4)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Barbarian - (-6)
Bard ------ (0)
Cleric ---- (-4)
Druid ----- (0)
Fighter --- XX (2)
Monk ------ (-19)
Paladin --- (-21)
Ranger ---- (-2)
Rogue ----- (0)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXX (6)
Wizard ---- XX (2)

Dr. Ivor Yeti · 12-22-2007, 11:41 PM

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<td width="50" bgcolor="black"><a href="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/sf/index.aspx"><img border="0" src="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/sf/images/sfimg.jpg" alt="Take the Sci fi sounds quiz"></a></td>
<td width="225" bgcolor="black" align="center">I received 71 credits on <a href="http://www.shegoddess.com/q/sf/index.aspx">The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz</a> How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?</td>
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El Dingo · 03-20-2008, 06:07 PM

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Can you identify classic rock songs by listening to their guitar solos? 
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Greg_phpbb3_import1 · 03-21-2008, 10:15 AM

I was so going to kill on this quiz.
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I was Rockin'! I scored 72/100 on the<a href="http://www.femaleleadguitarists.com/q/classicsolo/index.aspx">Classic Guitar Solo Quiz</a>
Can you identify classic rock songs by listening to their guitar solos? 
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The Queen · 06-02-2008, 07:12 PM

It's not the results so much as the amusement of the graphics and sound effects while taking the quiz.

http://www.gone2thedogs.com/

FWIW, I'm apparently a Tibetan Spaniel.

Greg_phpbb3_import1 · 06-02-2008, 08:00 PM

I'm a Briard, which is some sort of French sheep dog. To that I say WTF?

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