Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[Drunk Monk]

OPPENHEIMER

[Greg]

Isn't there a ton of fights in Oppenheimer?

[Drunk Monk]

BARBIE

I thought of an in for this deploying GI Joe’s Kung Fu grip but I’ll be on vacation

[Greg]

You have chosen poorly!

(wisely)

[Drunk Monk]

I’ve been working the wrong things lately. I’ve had to pass on a lot of films that I would’ve enjoyed covering but I’m so backed up on my KFM articles…

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

The “vacation” (aka Death March in the Bear-Infested Snow Drifts) is the problem.

[Drunk Monk]

Since the pandemic fucked up my career, I’ve been working too hard - too many jobs - so many deadlines - it makes it tough to take time off. I’ve got to work double time on either end. I do wonder if it’s worth it. 

But sadly I’m not very imaginative so as a writer, I must constantly consume experiences and adventures to feed my muse. My muse is voracious and unforgiving. Lately, I’ve struggled to keep up with her. My work is caught up for now but my writing is way behind lately. 

I still enjoy my lifestyle, and shall until it kills me, a fate that looks closer with each passing year.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

From the left, as I recall.

We’re all getting closer every year.

Travel safely. May your adventures all be manageable and only remembered in amusing, self-deprecating stories.

[Drunk Monk]

TALK TO ME

GRAN TURISMO

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM (might try for this…)

THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER

THE JURY DUTY AFTER DARK EXPERIENCE

THE HAUNTED MANSION

[Greg]

How could you skip the turtles!?

[Drunk Monk]

Might do turtles

Depends on my bandwidth.

[Drunk Monk]

PROBLEMISTA

[Drunk Monk]

Landscape With Invisible Hand

[King Bob]

I just saw that Simu is in Barbie - maybe you should have gone to that one.

[Greg]

This might be confusing for tg, but so are Michael Cera and John Cena.