Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[Drunk Monk]

Shotgun Wedding

[Greg]

How can you skip all these classics? Fingers crossed for Cocaine Bear.

[Drunk Monk]

I can only review so much, sad to say. 

If I squeeze my writing brain (and other parts of my anatomy) too much, I get sore.

[Drunk Monk]

OF AN AGE
*Director Goran Stolevski and Actors Elias Anton, Thom Green and Hattie Hook will be in attendance for a post screening discussion.

[Greg]

I don't know what that grouping of words represents.

[Drunk Monk]

Does this help?

[Drunk Monk]

Slightly OT

Anyone think there will be Kung Fu in Cocaine Bear?

Come on now, D00M hive mind. Help a brother out...

[Greg]

I believe several people use Kung Fu during the best attacks to defend themselves. It's cannon.

[Drunk Monk]

I think there's a bear style in Xingyi...

No fight choreographer. Some riggers and stunt people but no one I recognize. I may just have to punt this one.

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MARLOWE

This one comes with screener links but the film premieres on Feb 15 and that's just too narrow a window with everything else I've got going on at the moment. It's an easy one because Bruce Lee starred as hitman Winslow Wong in the James Garner version. However, I'm just not that into Liam anymore (even though this looks better).

Back to Coke Bear... anymore thoughts anyone? 

[Greg]

Cocaine Bear Director Elizabeth Banks did say she wanted a Fast and Furious style car chase between Bear and Ambulance so there is a lot of mayhem in there.

[Drunk Monk]

That's something. I was contemplating working the Banks angle. I reviewed her Charlie's Angels - https://www.kungfumagazine.com/index.php...ticle=1523 - although she sucked in MMPR http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...p?tid=4415

That's worth a paragraph... maybe two...

[Drunk Monk]

Early IMAX screening of CREED III

*tempted but it's in LA. And I haven't watched a single Creed film...

[Greg]

But Kang the Conqueror is in Creed! Think of the crossover.

[Drunk Monk]

Right. Who is Kang again? I never read the comics.

Actually I asked this of Patrick whilst we were texting last night just to annoy him. Early buzz is saying that Kang rocks Quantumania and that it's the trippiest MCU so far. I'm all in.

[Greg]

Dude! He's the conqueror.

I have no idea. I first met him in the Loki TV show. Picking up hints as I go along.