Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[King Bob]

I'd go to to that. They were one of my favorites in the 80s. When I worked at the print shop, I made a shirt with a huge script X on it. At Dead shows it confused some people.

[Drunk Monk]

Nah. It's a horror pic



No Kung Fu. I don't care.

[Drunk Monk]

Sonic 2

Plus another invite to EEAAO but nothing could compare to being in the same room as Michelle.

[Drunk Monk]

Morbius

It’s Sony so it’s at a weird time - 10am in sf on a Wednesday. It’s a press only but I’m just not into putting out that effort.

I did get another invite for next week that I might take…

[Drunk Monk]

Ambulance.

Man, they're coming fast and furious now...

[Greg]

There's a new Fast and Furious? Didn't the last one just come out?

[Drunk Monk]

Actually F10 is due out next year I think...

I confess that I've watched almost all of them. Maybe I have watched all of them already. 

That franchise is a true money cow...

[Greg]

Thank you for explaining my joke.

[Drunk Monk]

Wait...there was a joke to explain? 

You know, you abdicate any rights to tell 'dad jokes' not being a dad. The D00M dads must make that clear. 



You know who revived the F&F franchise?

Justin Lin

You know who is the Executive Producer of Endgame?

Justin Lin

F10 is going to come out in 2023...and in 2024.

That's right. Instead of making F11, there will be F10 p1 and F10 p2. 

Such a dumb franchise. Arguably the dumbest of them all, in contrast to the insane global box office it commands...

[Greg]

Is your middle name pedantic?

[Drunk Monk]

It’s PTSD from my PhD daze…

Father Stu

[Drunk Monk]

The Bad Guys

I got another that I'm contemplating. There's already one confirmed for this Thursday. And there's one that's about the same time as this one I'm contemplating that I'd rather do. I don't have the bandwidth for both. So now I'm in wait-&-see mode. 

Can you guess joker-who-needs-his-jokes-DMansplained? Here's a hint - it's not F&F10.

[Greg]

Hmmmm. So many choices. The Unbearable weight of Massive Talent or The Northman. I know they won't be sending a DCU apologist like you to see Multiverse of Madness.

[Drunk Monk]

The Unbearable weight of Massive Talent or The Northman. 

FTW!

I got a messed up invite to The Northman (the header says The Outfit). I'm anticipating a correction. 

I'm hoping for TUWoMT. 

I'm also hoping for DS:MoM. We got invited to the 1st DS. Marvel promos are weird tho (not quite as weird as Sony/Marvels). 



You read me like a book. A BOOK!

And by that I mean you read way too many books and you should ease up before you go blind. You hear me? Stop it before you go blind! Yeah, you never listen to that, do you? I'm just a toss away paperback to you, dog-eared and beige with age, ready to be chucked in one of those neighborhood free library stands alongside Better Homes and Gardens How to Cook Pork and that Marie Kondo book about tidying up...

[Greg]

I was thinking there should be a twist on the Marie Kondo for guys called "Why the fuck do I still have this?"

I was thinking about that on the dog walk (Dogs not included) this morning and forgot about it.

What is this 'Way too many books' thing you are talking about? I can quit any time.