EL REY

[Greg]

Which episodes are Crystal in? I mean, that's what's important.

[Drunk Monk]

I'm so gonna sick Crystal on you one of these days.  Then you'll be sorry.  You don't even know what a Pandora's box that will be.

Crystal and I only appear in the Mongolian episode together.  She's the stunt double for Da'Mon.  My stunt double was Marko Zaror, which makes sense because we have strikingly similar physiques.  But for the Mongol ep, there wasn't anything for us to test in that one - just missile weapons and they brought in stunt doubles...well sort of...stunt doubles for the stunt doubles.  Something like that.

Here's Marko - all 6'4" of him.  You can hardly tell us apart, huh?

[Greg]

You remind me of one of his arms.

[cranefly]

I watched Kiltro last night starring Marko.

After that naked desert scene, I gotta tell ya, DM.  You got a nice tight ass.

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Someone really needs to make a science fiction time-travel movie that stars Marko Zaror and Donnie Yen.  Maybe they could hire DM to be both their stunt doubles.

Anyway, I got the perfect title.

Donnie Marko

Soon to be a major poster review.

[Drunk Monk]

You remind me of one of his arms.

More like one of his wrists...his non-dominant one. 

After that naked desert scene, I gotta tell ya, DM.  You got a nice tight ass.

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Donnie Marko

Soon to be a major poster review.

I know, right? Tingle palms & tight ass.

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There should be a penalty for such puns in DOOM. A punalty.

[Drunk Monk]

Can't watch El Rey now without seeing a M@A trailer. So eager to see the final edit. Can hardly wait.

[Drunk Monk]

Grrr. Sling is moving El Rey to 'comedy extra' instead of their cheapest deal 'orange' which is where it is now. That'll be an extra $5 a month, starting around M@A ep 2. 

[cranefly]

DM, you need to get on better networks.

Time is running out.  I gotta figure out a watching strategy soon.

Oh, right.  Emoticons.
      El Rey! 

[Drunk Monk]

http://ljsp.lwcdn.com/player/embed?sourc...a83fd8e081

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

As a regular viewer of El Rey, it is really weird to see Gene on my TV.

[Drunk Monk]

Tell me about it.

Better than you seeing me in your dreams...

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

You're telling me, Freddie Krueger!

[cranefly]

"Fame makes you famous." --Confucius

I'm thinking DM is about due (next in line) for a good foot massage.

[Drunk Monk]

Well played, cf. I got nothing on that.

You win DOOM for today.

[Drunk Monk]

Last Actoon Hero - Greg did you get a credit on that? Ilya & Matt are hosting. Those were shot on the side. Want to watch, but must sleep. Almost fell out this evening. Been a long run. I'm not sure what everyone hosted but I think Crystal did The Warriors. I did 36 Chamber, but I told you that. Maybe I can catch them hosting on Sling. Need sleep. Stop posting. Put the iPhone down. Sleep.