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Tara Wisdom
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03-01-2006, 05:52 AM
Pumpkin's Big Orange Ass would be better. But Steel Cleavage still rocks the house. But Ghandi's Spitting Bitch does have a certain ring. The important thing you overlook, we need to be in a rock band. I think only King Bob holds that distinction in the brotherhood.
Just think of the T-shirts if Steel Cleavage toured with Ghandi's Bitch.
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
03-05-2006, 06:19 PM
Better than "Stop that Pigeon"? Better than "Kicking Wiccans"? Better than "The Faux Bohemians"?
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
03-07-2006, 11:03 PM
To get back OT, here's our Oscar night dialog.
T: It's hot out here for a pick? DM: It's hard out here for a pimp. T: Oh. What's a pimp? DM: Uhhh, some one who sells some one else. Not a good person. T: Is that why they're yelling instead of singing? DM: Probably.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
03-12-2006, 09:55 PM
T: Lousy?
DM: It means full of louses...I mean lice. It means full of lice. T: What are lice? DM: Kinda like the fleas on Redbell. Little bugs that suck your blood. Only lice don't jump like fleas. T: I know some one who is lousy. DM: You do? Really? T: Yeah...real lousy! DM: Who? T: Cole. DM: Cole?! T: Cole is very lousy!
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
03-13-2006, 12:50 AM
See if I offer her any more good names for bands!
No, no , NO! "Yeti" not "Lousy"! -PPFY
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
03-13-2006, 05:37 PM
One of the kids that Tara went to pre-K with was named Cole and I guess he caught head lice once. Of course, when she first came out with that, all I could think of was my two years living with the PPFY.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
04-19-2006, 03:59 PM
"Eating the whipped cream on hot chocolate is like eating the heart of the artichoke" - T
Stacy begs to differ. Being lactose intolerent makes me disagree too, but it made for a lively family discussion.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
04-20-2006, 11:40 PM
Last night's conversation:
phone: ring! S: why don't you get it? T: hello? yes? yes. who can i say is calling? oh. here daddy. G: who is it? T: Kali G: who?! T: She said her name was Kali. S: giggles G: hello? phone: click! dial tone... G: are you sure that was Kali? T: that's what it sounded like. G: oh great. Kali is calling me. S; more giggles phone: ring! S: you better get it this time. it's probably Shiva.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
04-21-2006, 05:26 AM
And I thought telemarketers were bad. Is there a no-call list for Hindu gods?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
04-27-2006, 02:24 PM
T: Can words have more than one meaning?
G: Sure. Most do. T: Does meaning have another meaning? G: Sure. unnh, wait, what do you mean? T: Like mean meaning mean.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
04-30-2006, 11:28 PM
beatings administered twice daily, move her into broomcloset. do not release until she stops being so damned precosciuos. I still can't see what I am writing.
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
05-01-2006, 09:28 AM
It seems that PPFY is posting from another space/time continuum. His keyboard and mouse are in one localization, his body and monitor in another, and his head in yet another. Freaky, man! I'll head over to Dark Carnival today at lunch, see if I can scare up some Chluthu mythologies that might explain things a bit.
Until then, everyone hold your breath and only walk on your left foot. |
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