The Little Dragon wants us to gather

[Drunk Monk]

...couldn't find a tube ED's size. Just got back from 13 straight hours at the tournament, and it was already past ED's beddy-bye. Pondered sneaking in with the coffee enema, but then realized I'd have to do both of us and that's just too kinky.

Friday the 30th. CF? I'll give LB a shout out. Not sure if he's got his DOOM ears on.

[cranefly]

I believe there were 364 better-choice days for me this year.
Huge deadline ending March 30 midnight.
Let me see how things unfold.
I'd sure hate to miss out on a good gang coffee enema scene.

--cranefly

[Legbone]

March 31 Saturday works welll for mee. I am alll busy and stufff on Fri.

CF don't worry about all those scores that need to be settled, Aprils fools is for hacks and wannabees. Besides DM is the bad one.

[El Dingo]

So everyone (Doom North) is in except CF and LB?

[Drunk Monk]

HK? Friday? PPFY will be there, or so he says.

And we're still wondering about CF. If he does the coffee enemas now, he'll get his work done and be good to go on Friday.

I don't know if anyone dares even try KB.

Sounds like a night of whiskey then. If it winds up just ED and DM, that's cool too. Then we can talk smack about the others and watch the real hardcore stuff, like the old daze....

[King Bob]

I haven't been keeping up on the forum for quite some time, but took some time this morning for a look. Alas I am on the hook for a family event that night.

That aside, I would probably have trouble convincing the wife.....

[Haggis Killer]

But no. I'm out. Might be travelling this weekend, might not, but I'll be on the clock for some family time regardless.

Hae a wee dram fer me, will ye noo?

[cranefly]

that I'll be able to make it.
The deadline has been moved up to Friday noon.

But the way more tasks keep rolling in...

Anyway, if I do make it, should I bring a helicopter?

--cranefly

[Legbone]

This clips reminds me of something that Marc showed us.


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[Legbone]

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[El Dingo]

This clips reminds me of something that Marc showed us.


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That would have been amazing if not for the Fozzy bit. Fozzy would never take advantage of Kermit's addiction like that. Scooter, maybe (jealous bastard that he is), but not Fozzy.

I'm just bummed that everyone can't make it to see "The Dragon Lives Again". The first 5 minutes leads me to believe this could be the defining Doom film. Kung-fu surrealism taken to new levels of jaw-dropping badness.

Those that see it will reach Doom-lightenment and move on to the next level of being.

See you Friday.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I got "Snakes on the Plane" waiting in my DVD player. Now, I just have to stay awake long enough to watch it.

[Drunk Monk]

That makes it all the better. We can always have a 2nd showing, but until then, if it *is* the defining DOOM film, the enlightened brothers can gloat for a spell.

It reminds me of a story I heard of Dylan's Christian period. He booked a week-long run at a small house (I want to say it was the Fillmore, but I'm just retelling this 2nd hand and it may never have happened). Anyway, Dylan only played his new Christian stuff, totally disappointing even his most hardcore fans. By midweek, word was out and the crowd had dwindled down to only a few. Then, and only then, Dylan cuts loose his classics and does his Dylan channels God stuff. This was told to me by a hardcore Dylan fan who worked those shows - he claimed it was the best show he ever saw.

So bring it on, ED. I've got The Myth and Born to Fight (no Casshern) - BtF is ultraviolent, which I'm sure many DOOMers would appreciate. See you in a few hours. Counting the minutes...

[Haggis Killer]

This is a rip off of a photography class assignment I did in college. The assignment was to shoot a series of images. I turned in "Kermit the Frog OD's on Drugs". The shot in this video of Kermit pouring pills into his mouth is almost straight from my picture. It's around somewhere. If I ever find it, I'll sue somebody.... at least, I hope so....

By the way, not to prove that I'm the biggest Muppet geek or anything, (did I ever tell ya the story of meeting Jim Henson and him eating an apple I bought? No? Well....) but that's Rolf the Dog, not Fozzie Bear. Fozzie wears a hat & tie and has small ears on top of his head.

I know. Nobody gives a rat's a@@. What can I do? It's a compulsion. I can't stop it.

Sorry.

[El Dingo]

I was drunk when I watched that.

The sober ED would never have made that error. I love Rolf.

I have the Elton John episode of The Muppet Show on my Treo. I watch it all the time.

That reminds me, it's been a while since we screened 'Meet the Feebles'...