Ninja Assassin

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Weren't we Ninjas before Ninjas were cool? And how do we cash in?

[Drunk Monk]

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Now everyone has sold their ninja suits...or have gotten to large to fit in them. Enter the Fat Ninja. :roll:

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

But I took pictures in my Ninja suit this year for a prize package my dog ate. So, I have not sold my suit nor am I a fat Ninja. Maybe a little. Okay. It's a gland problem. Leave me alone.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I've had this on DVD for a while and it finally made it into the Player. The player rejected the disk for about ten minute before reluctantly agreeing to play it.

Rain is the Korean Keanu Reeves is all I can say. I guess I should have read the chuckling review to get the sense of this film first. I needed my Doom brothers around me to make it worthwhile. As it was I just spent the whole movie puzzled.

I didn't like the CGI blood, but imagine the expense if they had used real blood. There would have been ocean's of it. And what better place for a Ninja movie to transpire than Berlin? I thought Rain was vacant throughout the film. I wish the NInja's didn't have to resort to being smoke monsters for their cool entries. It made them lower on the verisimilitude scale. Some of the fight scenes had brilliant back drops, especially the one at the end. And it did have a bit of a surprise ending.

Sho Kosugi should be in the Iron Crotch movie because of his coolness factor.