Japanese food

[Drunk Monk]

I know some real life ninjas. Srsly. People who make their living as ninjas. I know some. Consequently I suspect everyone.

I talked to my Tai Chi instructor friend. She says she did not send the noodles. The mystery persists.

I may just make some and post a food selfie. If it is poisoned, it would be a fitting way to go out - poisoned by ninjas - that epitaph works for me.