04-08-2009, 10:44 AM
...look at all this fine DOOM banter that has resulted.
I was treated to some nipple cupcakes recently. I shit you not. $4 nipple cupcakes from Sprinkles. They were a gift from the world middleweight Muay Thai champ. She said they were so good they were like an orgasm in your hand (not with your hand) and that I shouldn't eat the nipples because they tasted like crap. I ate the nipple anyway. Who can resist the nipple? She was right. It was just a wax pasty. I don't get as many perks as you might think given my line of work, but I do get a few.
mt113
I was treated to some nipple cupcakes recently. I shit you not. $4 nipple cupcakes from Sprinkles. They were a gift from the world middleweight Muay Thai champ. She said they were so good they were like an orgasm in your hand (not with your hand) and that I shouldn't eat the nipples because they tasted like crap. I ate the nipple anyway. Who can resist the nipple? She was right. It was just a wax pasty. I don't get as many perks as you might think given my line of work, but I do get a few.
mt113
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