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Iron Crotch
Maybe she'll bring healthy TCM biscotti. 

Or maybe they will spank you for not keeping up with your IC practice. 

There's an idiom within the Wulin - 一日为师,终身为父 (yī rì wéi shī , zhōng shēn wéi fù) - this means 'teacher for one day. father forever.' I've always disdained this one because it's painfully Confucian. Masters pull it out sometimes, a check to see if their students really listened or if they're full of BS. It grants them permission to spank those who have strayed. 

And you don't want to know what an IC spanking is like. You really don't.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
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Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-23-2024, 10:57 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 07-23-2024, 11:54 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by King Bob - 07-23-2024, 01:12 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 07-23-2024, 01:14 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-24-2024, 03:30 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-26-2024, 07:47 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 07-28-2024, 08:38 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-28-2024, 07:40 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-30-2024, 04:05 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 07-30-2024, 05:41 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-30-2024, 05:50 PM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 07-30-2024, 06:57 PM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 08-02-2024, 07:22 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 08-02-2024, 07:48 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 08-12-2024, 08:38 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 08-12-2024, 11:56 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 08-15-2024, 08:51 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 08-15-2024, 11:51 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 08-21-2024, 09:51 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 08-21-2024, 10:15 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by King Bob - 08-21-2024, 03:16 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by thatguy - 08-21-2024, 03:53 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 08-21-2024, 05:37 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 09-09-2024, 01:03 PM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 09-10-2024, 03:56 PM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 09-11-2024, 07:39 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 09-11-2024, 07:41 AM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 09-18-2024, 05:15 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 09-23-2024, 11:17 AM
RE: Iron Crotch - by thatguy - 09-18-2024, 09:43 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 09-23-2024, 09:46 AM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 10-04-2024, 09:58 AM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by King Bob - 10-06-2024, 09:35 AM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 10-06-2024, 09:53 AM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 10-11-2024, 08:31 AM
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RE: Iron Crotch - by Greg - 11-02-2024, 12:51 PM
RE: Iron Crotch - by Drunk Monk - 11-02-2024, 08:10 PM
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