12-21-2005, 12:34 AM
I'm not far off from complete agreement from the above, but I must say I reserve my largest annoyance bill for Jack Black. I totally believed he was a shyster film maker, but I never for a minute believed he was a shyster film maker who really, really wanted to "get that shot" somewhere in the back of beyond. What the hell was he doing, actually trying to go someplace unknown? He didn't have an exploratory bone in his body. And I checked, ladies & gentlemen.
Oh, and ice skating princess kong just about made me throw up. And the beauty standing on top of the goddam Empire State building and her hair wasn't even getting blown around. Not to mention she's in an evening gown, the top of which never once shows any cleavage. And I checked, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, she's up there on top, the very, very top, right? I'll tell you what, the top of that building'll freeze your whatsit off on a warm day, not to mention the middle o' freakin' winter, ok? The wind whips over the observation post and makes you glad you're caged in for fear of going off the rim. And she's up climbing on top of the thing and not even getting a blustery sense of where the heck she is - even after the monkey takes a dive? Suspension of Disbelief O-Meter is flatlined.
Overindulgent? Sure. But Kong fights 3 freakin' T-rex's with one hand full of babe and holds his own. And I know it's in the trailer, but leaping up to swat the biplane? That's badass.
Kong was awesome. Sure, I don't need to see it again. But it was awesome. He should get a talk show out of it, at least. He could give Space Ghost a run for his money.
Oh, and ice skating princess kong just about made me throw up. And the beauty standing on top of the goddam Empire State building and her hair wasn't even getting blown around. Not to mention she's in an evening gown, the top of which never once shows any cleavage. And I checked, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, she's up there on top, the very, very top, right? I'll tell you what, the top of that building'll freeze your whatsit off on a warm day, not to mention the middle o' freakin' winter, ok? The wind whips over the observation post and makes you glad you're caged in for fear of going off the rim. And she's up climbing on top of the thing and not even getting a blustery sense of where the heck she is - even after the monkey takes a dive? Suspension of Disbelief O-Meter is flatlined.
Overindulgent? Sure. But Kong fights 3 freakin' T-rex's with one hand full of babe and holds his own. And I know it's in the trailer, but leaping up to swat the biplane? That's badass.
Kong was awesome. Sure, I don't need to see it again. But it was awesome. He should get a talk show out of it, at least. He could give Space Ghost a run for his money.