Oh, boy this was terrible. In the parlance of earlier times, it was definitely a Lucky Dog movie.
Chris Evans is Cole. Ana De Armas is Sadie. They meet at a farmer's market and end up spending the night together after a rocky start. Cole and Sadie have zero chemistry together and it never gets better. Cole is just this huge wimp who doesn't understand women and that never gets better.
Eventually Cole gets caught up in this ridiculous plot of mistaken identity and a McGuffin that everybody needs to get to avert world annihilation. Some of the action set pieces were okay but there was some bad CGI in there. The fight choreography is mediocre. It didn't help that Sadie never sold me on her being a super agent.
And then there was Adrian Brody twirling his mustache and acting his brains out as the evil weapons buyer.
The only moment where it rose above the mire was when they had the festival of cameos in Pakistan. But that faded all too quickly.
Bad heaped upon bad wrapped up in bad box tied with a bad bow.
Chris Evans is Cole. Ana De Armas is Sadie. They meet at a farmer's market and end up spending the night together after a rocky start. Cole and Sadie have zero chemistry together and it never gets better. Cole is just this huge wimp who doesn't understand women and that never gets better.
Eventually Cole gets caught up in this ridiculous plot of mistaken identity and a McGuffin that everybody needs to get to avert world annihilation. Some of the action set pieces were okay but there was some bad CGI in there. The fight choreography is mediocre. It didn't help that Sadie never sold me on her being a super agent.
And then there was Adrian Brody twirling his mustache and acting his brains out as the evil weapons buyer.
The only moment where it rose above the mire was when they had the festival of cameos in Pakistan. But that faded all too quickly.
Bad heaped upon bad wrapped up in bad box tied with a bad bow.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm