12-14-2007, 05:06 PM
...he's a total Chero-honkee and gets himself invited to this tai chi festival that I teach at every year. You gotta figure if they let me teach there, they'll let any poser teach there too. He uses this wiggly rod, like a metal tampon on the end of a wild hair slinky. He kept trying to get us to try it. One of my friends there, who was totally drunk at the time and hated this dude, said "let's make it find who here has herpes!" We all broke out laughing. He misheard us and was all "who has a hair piece? ok!" We almost passed out; we were laughing so hard.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse