Moderator?

[Haggis Killer]

Can I get a job description? What are my responsibilities? Can I delete all the posts about authors other than Robert E. Howard? That'd be ok, wouldn't it? How about salary? We haven't negotiated yet, but I'm willing to work for more. Just how much more? We can discuss at length and eventually come back around to my originally imagined amount.

Woo-hoo!