Sheltering in Place

[Drunk Monk]

819: Well today is off to a crappy start. Much like Greg's left knee and Yeti's quickbooks, I've had a nagging knot in under my left shoulder. I don't know why. I've changed my ergonomics at my desk, which I have to do periodically anyway, in hopes of some relief but it's a painful one. Last night, after a somewhat relieving Kung Fu session,  I took a muscle relaxant, had a cbd epsom salt bath, and went to sleep early. Stacy told me I left the oven on and there was another police action on our street. But I was out and woke up late. Of course, today would be a day when I had a glitch in my spamming (I'm a Shaolin spammer now. Don't judge). There was a last minute change in our weekly sale offering and I didn't update ontraport (our spam sending program) so the wrong one went out. I'm now rectifying that but I'm at the end of the month, sales are way below goals (I blame the current state of things causing sales to drop but that doesn't do anything regarding the annual projections) and I'm at the brink of maxing out how many monthly emails I can send (my max is 1.5M). 

Happy Friday.