Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[Drunk Monk]

Do they even do Kung Fu in Montana? 

I was there once on a yoga retreat. It was Stacy's retreat. I was just there to watch Tara when she was young. We stayed in a teepee. And I did my first and only sweat lodge with a gaggle of yogini women and a tribal elder, where I had an epiphany about salmon. 

But no kung fu...