Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[Drunk Monk]

This has been on my radar for quite some time. I'm curious how you make a classic better. I'll be surprised if Spielberg can do it.

I seriously thought about this one. Like I've said before, I always think of Stro. I can totally hear him quoting 'When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!' He would say that to inspire team commitment or something. I even have an angle - you guessed it - the sword fight.

Mercutio v Tybalt is one of the greatest fights of Shakespeare. That somewhat translates to WSS in Riff v Bernardo. There is a credited fight choreographer for the WSS redux. I could totally work all that for a KFM review. But alas, I'm too busy to make a go of it. 

I've always loved Mercutio's line:
"No,[url=https://myshakespeare.com/romeo-and-juliet/act-3-scene-1#][/url] 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church
door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow,
and you shall find me a grave man."

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But it has JK Rowling in it!

True and that's all that tempts me. I don't even watch regular pro sports. Why would I watch a fictional movie about it?

And to show off.

True. So very true. When you right, you right.




Hold the phone. JK Simmons. No HP factor here. Don't even confuse me. My brain is too fragile.