Snakes on a Plane

[Drunk Monk]

mrowtp. that's cat talk for 'i've brought you a snake. enjoy.' i had just got my kid to bed (this is a challenging week because she needs to wake up a little earlier to make it to trapeze camp and no one wants to go to bed while there's still a little light out) when i heard our beloved cat. mrowtp. mrowtp. there, in the hallway, a tiny six incher. it was easy to dispose of, flung into the flower bed, except it crapped in the middle of the hallway, surely out of fear of the great mrowtp-ter, and the ants, who really own our house, were all over that snake crap. yuck. then i had to get my kid back to sleep again. grrrrr.