11-24-2005, 11:02 PM
i can explain tushy humor to tara. tushies are funny. bleaching, well, that one will have to wait a few years. you must realize that i had to describe the whole iron crotch thing to her to explain exactly what daddy was doing on the front page of the newspaper. fortunately, she came with me to the beijing wushu performance and is accustomed to weird martial arts stuff, so it went off ok, all things considered. at least, i think it did. my mom was pretty amused, i think.
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