04-23-2021, 04:19 PM
I recently read somewherez onna interwebz that you should have at least 5 nicknames for your dog. I thought it odd at first but then realized I fit this mold easily.
Yuki is his given name. His nicknames are as follows:
Yukz - I call him this when I'm too lazy to say two syllables - my most common way to address him
Yukidawg - I call him this when I think his name needs an extra syllable. I've been meaning to rewrite the lyrics of Underdog to Yukidawg, ala Weird Al.
Mr. Yukz - I call him this when I'm being formal yet still lazy
Duke Yuki - Stacy started saying 'Yuki Dookie' until I reminded her that dookie is a slang for poop and we get enough Yuki dookie every day. I reverted it to Duke Yuki and discovered that it is impossible to say Duke Yuki, without saying Dookie Yuki
Hariyuki - This is his formal Japanese name and also a play on Harry as in Harry the Dirty Dog, a children's book of Tara's featuring a dog that is shaped a bit like Yuki (yeah, my dog is shaped like a cartoon dog).
QQQQQQQQQQ - If you repeat the letter Q quickly in rapid succession for long enough, you will wind up saying 'Yuki'. It's science.
Yuki is his given name. His nicknames are as follows:
Yukz - I call him this when I'm too lazy to say two syllables - my most common way to address him
Yukidawg - I call him this when I think his name needs an extra syllable. I've been meaning to rewrite the lyrics of Underdog to Yukidawg, ala Weird Al.
Mr. Yukz - I call him this when I'm being formal yet still lazy
Duke Yuki - Stacy started saying 'Yuki Dookie' until I reminded her that dookie is a slang for poop and we get enough Yuki dookie every day. I reverted it to Duke Yuki and discovered that it is impossible to say Duke Yuki, without saying Dookie Yuki
Hariyuki - This is his formal Japanese name and also a play on Harry as in Harry the Dirty Dog, a children's book of Tara's featuring a dog that is shaped a bit like Yuki (yeah, my dog is shaped like a cartoon dog).
QQQQQQQQQQ - If you repeat the letter Q quickly in rapid succession for long enough, you will wind up saying 'Yuki'. It's science.
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