04-12-2021, 09:19 PM
Ben Flower and Stan Rayleign were in a Wham! tribute band together but they both wanted to be George Michael and fought furiously over who would sing lead on 'Wake me up before you go-go' resulting in an on stage fight where Ben cracked Stan's noggin with a mike stand. The crowd thought it was part of the act and gave a standing ovation. Thinking they were on to something, they tried it again at their next performance but Stan hit Ben too hard, resulting in severe brain damage. After scathing reviews of pandering to their audience, they had to break up the band and become spammers.
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